A Walker's Notes

A big day

Walker — Mon, 17 May 2010 04:38:34 +0000

Today Groupon went global with the acquisition of the second largest group buying city in the world, CityDeal. They did the same thing we did…2nd. Groupon is now in 18 countries, 140 cities, 2 continents, has over 900 employees, and a cajillion dollars. Give or take a bajillion. Today I was sitting in a cafe in Chicago with the CEO/founder of Groupon when the news broke. I took a picture of it. Andrew would be pissed if he knew I took this but I don’t care, I wanted to document this great moment in time. Plus, this blog is called stevenwalker.name so I call the shots here. I couldn’t feel more proud to be a part of something like this, be part of such an amazing company, and work with such amazing humans. I will never write a post this long ever again.

Just a little something we built

Walker — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 00:20:18 +0000

My dad and I built this together after coming up the idea the day before. We later installed two fans and painted it the color of the house trim. I love designing and building stuff with my old man.

Im pretty sure this was serious

Walker — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 00:12:50 +0000

I wonder what the penalty is? A taste of the South.

I liked this

Walker — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 00:08:14 +0000

Nice tats

Walker — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 05:05:25 +0000

This girl got a tattoo of her boyfriend’s bite marks on her butt. This picture was taken the day after she got it. After she showed us her bite mark tattooed ass she proceeded to show us her hip we her boyfriend actually bit her so the tattoo artist had a real bite mark to tattoo from. I kid you not, they then most likely married at their trailor park and had 5-10 smelly kids that for some reason always had kool-aid stains on their faces.

Behind the future

Walker — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:11:12 +0000

Yep, that’s a Delorian and yes the license plate is DATAONE. Well done, you dedicated loser.

Quick, run, stop

Walker — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:25:07 +0000

Read what the doors say. So if there is an emergency and I’m running, I’m gonna stop and use these doors? Does this imply if there is an emergency they close this huge opening and everyone has to use these doors?

27

Walker — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:00:08 +0000

I turn 27 today. I live in Chicago (Division and Western) and work for a web startup called Groupon. I just got back from a recent trip to NY for the first time. Documenting.

Oh ok

Walker — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:15:59 +0000

Really? This was your solution to this problem? Exclamation point!? What the fuck is going on in this world? This example of pure idiocracy should not be tolerated in society. I don’t feel I need to explain why I see this as completely retarded. It actually made me angry.

Content

Walker — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:15:27 +0000

This guy seemed pretty happy about his Friday night.